Monday, September 8, 2008

guilty as charged...

After further analysis of the evidence, and extensive crime scene investigation, it has been determined that the aforementioned "victim" of artistic malfeasance is in fact guilty as charged. By determining the angle of trajectory of the said markers involved, it could only have been self-inflicted...especially, the marks left inside the "victim's" ears. Nobody else could have done it so carefully, and so recklessly all at the same time. Although, I do believe there may have been an accomplice with regards to the markings on the posterior legs. Frank and Charlie have been taken in for questioning...but without fruit snacks, they're not talkin'!

3 comments:

Father Schnippel said...

I still suspect Ashlyn, after all, she takes after her Godfather!

jamie said...

thanks for the warning...I'll try to keep my kids away from her! ha!

Father Schnippel said...

I'm glad I get to see her this coming weekend, even though we all have to trip to Iowa to make it happen. :}